LV: We're Off!

Off to the airport and the trip to the big LV. I'm loaded down with a half-dozen power bars, a bottle of water, a full bottle of Pepto-Bismo, 12 Aleve tablets, and a case of grapefruit (for the Vitamin C). Mr. Plane, please be on time, please be on time, please be on time... cause I hear a craps table calling my name....